Man Arrested For Breaking Into Homes And Sniffing But*holes
Florida – The infamous “Ass Sniffer” has been breaking into homes and sniffing peoples but*holes while they were sleeping has finally been captured.
The so called “Ass Sniffer” hit several homes and says he targets his victims at a nearby Mcdonald’s claiming “They usually have the smelliest asses”
People believed he was a harmless, homeless man but after being captured it was discovered he wasn’t homeless at all. Dressed, wearing “Yezzus” brand clothing that is estimated to be worth over $4,500.
All of the break-ins happened overnight and people were so scared they had no choice but to sleep on their back.
We spoke we Richard Nays who lives near 3 of the “Ass Sniffer” victims homes and he told us “Fam I slept on my back everyday, I can finally sleep on my stomach again”.
Police say they were able to identify the man and arrested him today at 5 a.m. All of the Sniffer’s victims were men. He is currently being held in a crazy house somewhere in Florida.