Bert the Turtle has finally fucked his legs off.
The Sun– A TORTOISE that developed arthritis after having too much sex has been fitted with a pair of WHEELS. Bert, a 22-year-old African spurred tortoise, now gets around around with the help of the heavy duty wheels which have been strapped to his shell. They are used whenever his back left leg swells up, and his keepers believe he is the largest tortoise in the world to have such wheels fitted. The randy tortoise lives at the Secret Animal Garden at the Dinosaur Adventure Park in Norfolk, where his keepers took the drastic move after they noticed severe swelling in his rear legs restricted his movement. Vets noticed the issue when he returned from a breeding programme in 2011.