This Woman Can Lift All Sorts Of Heavy Objects With Her Vagina
When you think about the vagina, you probably think of one thing and one thing only… sex. And maybe babies.
But guess what? There’s a woman who has found another use for her vagina: weight lifting.
Meet Kim Anami, holistic sex and relationship expert, surfer, and… vaginal weight lifter.
#thingsiliftwithmyvagina #eurotour In Barcelona at Gaudi’s Parc Güell, lifting a bowl of paella. When I first discovered Gaudi’s architecture years ago, I fell in love. Here was someone with such a unique, splenderous vision, who dared to be different. His buildings are orgasms of the imagination. Asymmetrical, mosaic-lain, fantasy-driven pieces. Originals. People often say things—bullshit things—like “there’s nothing original out there” or “it’s all been done before.” Only un-original people say such things. Original people are too busy creating new work. When you are truly in tune with your own voice, your own gifts, and you are courageous enough to use them, you make original work. Work the world has not seen before. The key? The thing that separates all the replicas from original brilliance? Having the guts to do it. Because when you put something out there that hasn’t been done before, you’ve stepped off the well-trodden path of safety. You have no idea how it’s going to be taken. And you know what? You don’t give a shit. Because the only thing you are faithful to is your own muse. And if you are following its guidance, really, boldly following it, it will lead you into greatness. Beyond greatness. Into genius. #thingsiliftwithmyvagina #eurotour #vaginalkungfu
Anami is a vaginal weight lifter, meaning she lifts weights and other heavy inanimate objects with her vagina, including a surfboard, for the sake of sexual health and beauty.
“I can lift skateboards, coconuts…all kinds of tropical fruit!” she says, making me believe her pelvic floor muscles can probably choke out small prey like a boa constrictor.
She says the purpose of vaginal weight lifting is to tighten the pelvic floor muscles until they resemble a 12-year old’s, for supercharged libido, and for better and stronger orgasms.
Anami likes to call the art of lifting heavy things with her cooch “vaginal kung fu,” possibly because she can trap and maim a man with the iron grip of her lady bits. Watch out, fellas.
Just how does she do it? Easy, she ties a string to a jade egg (which is basically a kegel ball), and sticks the egg where the sun don’t shine. Then, she can tie anything her heart desires to the end of that string, like a frying pan, or a Shih Tzu.
“It’s a jade stone that is carved into the shape of an egg. It’s got a hole drilled through it so you can put a string through the hole and you can attach any number of objects to the end of it – from chandeliers to pumpkins.”
The pro vaginal weight-lifter travels the world, just lifting random objects with her vagina, and posts a picture on Instagram with the hashtag #thingsiliftwithmyvagina, because pics or it didn’t happen. So far she’s traveled to:
Marrakesh, Morocco, to lift a “hexagonal, hand-carved cedar box with inlaid mosaic tiles” with her bajingo.
Here she is in Venice, Italy hanging a glass chandelier from her sugar bowl.
Cinque Terre, Italy, to suspend a jar of pesto sauce from her vag.
#thingsiliftwithmyvagina The Italy Series. With gusto. And pesto. In Riomaggiore, one of the five villages of Cinque Terre, northern Italy, and the birthplace of pesto sauce. Biggest challenge of the trip: being gluten-free in the land of pizzapastapizzapastapizzapasta. #vaginalkkungfu #eurotour #thingsiliftwithmyvagina
And Barcelona, to have Cristiano Ronaldo between her legs.
Look who’s between my legs? It’s Christiano Ronaldo! ⚽️⚽️ #thingsiliftwithmyvagina In a Barcelona courtyard, repping Madrid. It’s that time of the year again, folks. The Euro soccer (football?) championships. Aka, soft porn for women. Not only do I love the game—I’m an avid former player—but I love watching it. And who wouldn’t? Ripply, sculpted, model-y men, running around with great shows of strength and agility, tearing their clothes off in victory. That post-win, jersey-fling-off is really the best. Sigh. The beautiful game. #thingsiliftwithmyvagina #eurotour #iconicmenbetweenmylegs #football #championsleague #ronaldo #vaginalkungfu @christiano
You go, girl!