ArticlesLatest Posts

Twitter Explodes After Masturbating Man Found In Remains Of Volcano Eruption

Every year, thousands travel to a famous tourist spot in Italy to view the remains of the Historical Roman city,Pompeii. In 79 AD, a volcano erupted near the Roman city of Pompeii,Italy. The eruption killed everyone within a six-mile radius (about 11,000 people) with temperatures of up to 250°C (482°F),Leaving the city buried in volcanic ash . The eruption was so violent that it killed everyone within a six-mile radius.

The site has since become a big tourist attraction in Italy, many people come to not only pay their respects but also relive history as they come across the remains of the bodies which have been preserved in their natural position.

Usually viewers come across people covering their mouths, hugging loved ones or cowering in fear. However, recently some tourist got a sneak peek into what one particular body’s “natural position”.

A picture of one victim has gone viral, showing man’s most vulnerable state.


hey, how can you blame him? they say masturbation is a great stress reliever, and it doesn’t get anymore more stressful then staring down your impending doom and watching you neighbors get swept away by an erupting volcano. Why not? I’m sure he wished he could’ve cleaned up before he was burnt alive but look a this wat. He will forever have his place in internet meme lore as the “Pompeii Masturbator”.

A small price to pay.

Comments

comments