Ronda Rousey Has Some VERY Interesting Thoughts On Sex And The Use Of Lube
The UFC goddess answered Maxim readers’ questions about the perfect date, the secret to great sex, and the one thing you should never do in bed.
Dear Ronda: What’s the best thing to wear on a first date?
– Bill, 31, Chicago
Well, I’ll tell you what you shouldn’t wear, and that’s really tight, skinny jeans. Not a fan. If they’re so tight that you have to stand up to put something in your pocket? They’re too skinny. If it seems like it would be really difficult to get in them, that’s not good. If you’re trying to take your pants off, and they turn inside out in the process? They’re too skinny. I just like when a guy dresses for comfort, to be honest. If he takes longer to get ready than I do, that’s a deal breaker.
Dear Ronda: What is the sexiest date a guy can plan that’s guaranteed to win her over? And while you’re at it, what’s the one present that no woman can resist?
– Vince, 26, Atlanta
Seriously, if a guy had a pick-up truck and took me out to the Malibu mountains out here in L.A., that’s the perfect date for me. Even if we just had a cooler full of cider beer and an air mattress. I just want to tailgate, drink beer, and hang out in the middle of nowhere in a pick-up truck. That’s my ideal date. As far as the best present, If a guy showed up at my door with some buffalo wings and cider beer, that’d be it for me. Because I have all the stuff that I want. Buffalo wings and cider is all I need.
Dear Ronda: What is the one essential meal every guy should know how to make?
– Adam, 33, Philadelphia
I love waking up to Sunday morning pancakes. The whole process of making them, just out in the kitchen together making pancakes on a Sunday morning, that’s an experience every girl should have.
Dear Ronda: What should a guy NEVER do in bed? What should a guy ALWAYS do in bed? (Asking for a friend.)
– Jack, 36, Los Angeles
For what you should never do: Don’t bite my teeth! If my teeth are repeatedly hitting your teeth, then there’s a problem with what you’re doing. That freaks me out. I don’t like it. It’s terrible. I have a thing about my teeth. Even though I do a sport where I get punched in the face for a living, if your teeth hit my teeth more than a few times, I’m over it already. What should a guy always do? Take his time. In general, a girl takes a minute. He needs to get her ready. You should never need lube in your life. If you need lube, than you’re being lazy…and you’re not taking your time.